If you have a least favorite child and feel obligated to get them a car, this salesman has the perfect set of wheels for you.
TikTok user Destination.Everywhere (whose real name is Johnny) is a car salesman at Pikes Peak Acura in Colorado Springs, CO. His account usually consists of videos walking users through different cars and their features–but this time, he added some comedic energy to help sell one of the cars on the lot.
In the TikTok captioned “Do you have a least favorite child?” Johnny runs through all of the features of a silver 2018 Nissan Versa.
“Hey, quick question for you. Do you have a least favorite child? If you do, I got the vehicle for them right here,” he said in the video just before introducing the car.
“If you feel obligated to get your kid a car, but you don’t want them to feel spoiled, this is the right one for you,” he said with a grin before further attempting to sell the car.
“It’s gonna be super reliable, 2018, with only 15,000 miles on it, a Nissan Versa, and this one here has manual everything.”
Johnny then proceeded to show all of the car’s features, including the manual roll-down windows and “the most advanced thing in the vehicle,” an aux cord.
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Everything you could need, right? Although he points out that the car speakers aren’t the best, but they should be good enough for your least favorite child.
You can watch the hilarious TikTok in the embedded video above.
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